I’m applying for the job.
I’ve been doing some thinking: I am married to a great man who truly is the much better half of our marriage, but I think he needs a girlfriend because I’m slacking off in the wife department. This isn’t his idea, nor does he even know I’m accepting applications. I just have been thinking that after 15 years of marriage, I’m may not be fully qualified for the job anymore, so I think a girlfriend could fill in the gaps.
With that in mind, my 2011 New Year’s resolution is to become his girlfriend; that is if I interview well and offer myself the job. I’ll spare you the nitty-gritty details and job requirements (you’re welcome). However, if I get the job I think it means I have to quit wearing t-shirts, sweats or yoga pants all the time. I’ll need a new haircut. And a pedicure.
I’m a little nervous about the interview portion, but I’m going to practice the questions and answers. Wish me luck!
I wonder what it pays. . . .